Friday 31 July 2009

31/Jul/09 - KaJen AT Transcript

KaJen interview on Aaj Tak episode 31st July 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy-XjfwEwIk

Jenny: Haina? See! Exactly! Main bolti rehti hoon ki chalo acha hai meri jaan chuti, ab main jaa rahi hoon, bye bye!
Karan: Nahin..mujhe yaad aa raha hai...Riddhima?
Jenny: *laughs* see! How easy it is!

Karan: it's called memory loss out of convenience
Jenny: Exactly! Exactly!
[Toh short term memory loss nahin hai?]
KaJen: Nahin nahin nahin
Jenny: yeh 2 saal ka memory loss hai...Ke jahaan par cheeze mein phasa toh main bhool jaata hoon fataa fat *laughs*

Tuesday 28 July 2009

28/Jul/09 - KaJen HA Transcript

KaJen interview on House Arrest episode 28th July 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoebHOt6GtY

Karan: Hi main hoon dr armaan malik aur yeh...pata nahin kaun hai! Inho ne salwaar kameez pehni hai...I dunno her,shes not my type
Jenny: Im not ur type?
Karan: Huh?
Jenny: Im not ur type?
Karan: No of course u are
Jenny: Im not ur type?
Karan: you are...im sory...please
Jenny: main peeche se sab dekhti hoon tum kya karte ho kya nahin, kisko barbie doll bhulate ho
Karan: barbie doll maine bola nahin...hot bola..hot happening sexy
Jenny: kisko good looking whats cooking...yeh sab main saari cheeze notice kar rahi hoon, jab iski yadaash vaapas aayegi
Karan: bohat maar khana hoga
Jenny: chun chun ke badla lungi
Karan: itna maar khaunga [...??]

Jenny: abhi filhaal to kahin nahin laga, iski chot bhool gaya..yeh chot lagana bhool gaya kyunki iska memory loss ho gaya hai yeh chot lagana bhool gaya
Karan: yeh sab woh AD ki waja se hai

Jenny: abhi actualy yeh idea mujhe Armaan se hi mila hai..jis jagah pe chot lagi hai agar uspe vapas baar baar maro to woh..
Karan: 2 cheeze ho sakti hai ya to patient mar jayega ya uski yaadash vapas aa jaayegi
Jenny: we are ready to take that chance...iski yaadash vapas lane ke liye isi jagah pe baar baar marte rahenge...phir kuch giraadenge upar se
Karan: main yeh mike le loon? thanx

Jenny: mere hisaab se main isko maar peetke...same like i said,solution hai
Karan: women are peaceful creatures

Karan: radhe hamaara AD hai..
Jenny: i never listen to him
Karan: agar hum usko pooche ke kya scene hai toh woh aise bolta hai..'kuch nahin sir, aap aayenge, phir woh aati hai..'
Jenny: 'phir aisa hoga'
Karan: 'phir aapka dialogue hoga..phir baaki sab aate hai..phir dialogue..phir thodi der mein aap chale jaayenge..bas'

Saturday 25 July 2009

25/Jul/09 - KaJen SBS Transcript

KaJen interview on Saas Bahu Saazish episode 25th July 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GEZ6L8ASKg

Jenny: *hits his head with mike* Yaad aaya?
Karan: nahin...
Jenny: *hits again* Yaad aaya?
Karan: arghh haan
Jenny: See! How simple is this!

Karan: Maine bohat saari filmo mein dekha hai ke jahaan lagti hai agar phir se wahi pe maare toh yaadash aa jaati hai...Toh ab hum yehi try karenge...Subah se le kar raat tak mujhe yahaan maarte rahenge
Jenny: Iski yaadaash chale gayi hai, iska dimaag bhi saath mein thoda chala gaya hai
Karan: dimaag tha hi nahin
Jenny: Lo!
Karan: Jayega kahaan pe?
Jenny: Dil se bol raha hai yeh aaj...dil se!

Karan: Nahin please
Jenny: *pinches him* Bolo!
Karan: Main is salwaar kameez vali lady ko nahin jaanta hoon
Jenny: haww! dekha...
Karan: Kaun hai aap?
Jenny: Main?
Karan: yaadash nahin hai... chali gayi
Jenny: tumhaari pati kahaan chale gayi...Woh bhi yaadaash mein....bhoool gaya!
Karan: bhool gaya lagaana
Jenny: ke maine...mujhko chot lagi thi par main bhool gaya maine pati lagayi thi yahaan pe!
Karan: haan...
Jenny: itni iski yaadash...
Karan: MAKEUP!
Jenny: *laughs* Itni yaadash kamzor ho gayi hai
Karan: Im very very kamzor
Jenny: Aap mujhe nahin pehchaante? Aap mujhe nahin pehchaante?
Karan: huh? nahin aisi baat nahin hai...
Jenny: Aap mujhe nahin pehchaante?
Karan: nahin, pehchaanta hoon...
Jenny: nahin main yaad dila sakti hoon aapko
Karan: nahin, aisa kuch nahin...
Jenny: Aapko yaad aa gaya main kaun hoon?
Karan: Haan!
Jenny: *laughs* dekha! mujhe kuch nahin karna parta! mujhe sirf aise...*Karan touches her shoulder* kya kar rahe the aap?
Karan: nahin kuch nahin...main aise kar raha tha ke woh kuch lag gaya yahaan pe, saaf kar raha tha
Jenny: Acha...mujhe kuch karna nahin parta, mujhe sirf aise dekhna parta hai...exactly 2 seconds aise dekhna parta hai...Girl charm!
Karan: Jennifer Winget! sab yaad hai mujhe...5 saal pehle hum mile the...Tab main aisa tha *does a fat gesture*
Jenny: tab main bhi aise thi *laughs*

Jenny: Riddhima ko bohat takleef ho rahi hai ke iski yaadash chale gayi hai... Toh pehle mujhe laga ki mazaak kar raha hai hamesha ki tarah...mujhe ched raha hai...tang kar raha hai...Toh maine isse kaafi daanta bhi ke kyun mujhe tang kar rahe ho kya hai
Karan: kyun naatak kar
Jenny: kyun mazaak kar rahe ho
Karan: naatak naatak naatak
Jenny: aur peeta bhi isko
Karan: bohat!
Jenny: actually peeta!
Karan: dekho suj gaye *shows muscles*
Jenny: ab isse zyada aur kya sujega!
Karan: maar maar ke suj gaya, mere muscle nahin hai..gym jaata hi nahin hoon..maar kha kha ke
Jenny: abhi actually takleef ho rahi hai, bohat zyada
Karan: awww
Jenny: ke yeh itne ladkiyo ke saath flirt kar raha hai
Karan: Main?
Jenny: Sab ke saath flirt kar raha hai...nurses doctors everybody, aur mere ko toh yeh tension bhi nahin de raha bilkul bhi..Mujhe bohat takleef ho rahi hai
Karan: tum skirt pehno na
Jenny: Tumhe mere kapdo se pyaar hai?
Karan: Nahin
Jenny: Tumhe doosro ke kapdo se pyaar hai?
Karan: Kapdo se pyaar bilkul nahin hai *laughs*
Jenny: *laughs* How shallow

Karan: Main jab first day inke room mein gaya tha baal kataa ke toh yeh mujhe dekh kar keh rahi thi "Hahaha what happened to you"
Jenny: I didnt say that!
Karan: You said what happened to you
Jenny: I just said what do you keep doing
Karan: Thats when you saw the tattoo
Jenny: nooo
Karan: You saw my hair and you said whats happened to you *laughs*
Jenny: *laughs* but nice..He's looking very cute!
Karan: Thank you! I feel like a carpet
Jenny: Hum isko bolte hai..
Karan: Bol
Jenny: bada gadhi...
Karan: *laughs* bada gadhi
Jenny: chota gadhi nahin hai, chota gadhi woh hai

Karan: Main Ghajini se inspired nahin hua hoon...Mere dad..maine bataaya tha na, beard trimmer se...
Jenny: nahin yeh aise karta rehta hai kuch na kuch uth patang harkate

Jenny: Toh is baar kya hone vala hai ki yeh mujhe tang karega
Karan: *takes mike* main pakar leta hoon
Jenny: Thank you. Toh phir main bhi isse tang karungi