14/Aug/09 - KaJen SBS Transcript

KaJen on SBS - 14th August 2009 (Janmashtami special, KSG as 'Modern Kanha')
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dy_vdAWT5A

Jenny: Modern kanha...Thode se kabhi kabhi badmashiya karte hai yeh lekin hai bade sweet se...He's very sweet! Aur natkat toh hai jaise aap sab jaante hai
Karan: Main maakan chor nahin hoon
Jenny: Aur maakan chor nahin hai kyunki butter is very...
Karan: Maakan chod! Maakan CHOD!
Jenny: it's very fattening
Karan: it is very fattening
Jenny: Agar aap maakan nahin churaana chahte toh aap kya churana chahenge?
Karan: Protein man! Protein!

Jenny: Modern kanha hai aap toh let me do the honours please
Karan: Toh phir modern mukat hona chahiye na
Jenny: old fashioned mukat hai
Karan: acha aap sirf yeh flute pakad lo, ok
Jenny: Ek cheez agar aapko kuch churani hai...toh kya churayenge, khaane mein? That's an interesting question
Karan: Pizza
Jenny: Pizza?
Karan: Pizza!
Jenny: Pizza churaoge aap? Toh yeh pizza chor hai yeh maakan chor nahin hai

Karan: I don't know any gopi's man...Modern Radha ek princess hai. Hum logo ko smile karayenge..Parwat se kuch hota nahin aaj kal
Jenny: Hum logo ke sir se
Karan: pahaar uthaayenge
Jenny: sadness ka pahaar uthaayenge
Karan: Yes!Thats sadness parwat uthayenge
Jenny: uska pahaar uthaayenge aur aise side mein rak denge

Jenny: Yeh hai hamaare set ke Kahna! pata hai iske (flute) do kaam hai agar yeh batameezi kare toh inko isse maar bhi sakte hai
*Karan wears the mukat*
Jenny: ahh see so cute... not bad! You look nice!
Karan: Yo whats happening u all
Jenny: This is nice, see! *ties his mukat* Yeh hai hamaare set ke kahna! do the flute

Jenny: Woh kisna hai
Karan: yo!
Jenny: Woh kisna hai
Karan: ah ah
Jenny: Jo hai rangeena
Karan: albela
KaJen: Madh naino wala
Karan: I know this song
Jenny: Jiski deewani brij ki har bala...Woh Kisna hai
Karan: Yea yea
Jenny: Woh Kisna hai
Karan: Whatsup you all Im Kisna
Jenny: *hits him with the mike* Tum nahin ho! Tum nahin ho kisna!